Donkey Puncherelli

Miley Cyrus had a Twitter account. Who cares, right? Probably just Mark McLeod, but that's another story. Turns out that Miley went and got herself a man friend and since he doesn't have a Twitter, hers also got the axe in a sort of cutesy, omg bb solidarity act. Fans (and even her Pappy) recoiled in horror and now one plans commit unspeakable acts.

The Fuzzy Details....

The magic time that is Halloween is but days away. If you are anything like me (and for humanity's sake, let's hope you aren't), you probably are excited. If you aren't, you are probably dead inside. For the past few years, I have made my own costumes and this year is no exception. Grab yourself a hot glue gun and let's get to making Halloween!

I herd u liek Katamari..

If you have not heard the splendor that is Enya ever in your life, then you are not living. You probably find no joy in the smile of a laughing baby. Sure you look at tiny puppies but do you see them? Should read the following post devoted to the Queen of the Foggiest of Moors, your life will be changed. Get ready to see the world with brand new eyes.

Enya - Your Mum Prolly Lieks Her..

Since I don't follow any news blogs or anything news related at all, I depend on my Twitter feed to update me with all the shenanigans going on in the world. I recently happened upon a twitter that relayed to me the passing of The Matthew Shepard/James Byrd Jr Act. It is now waiting around in President Obama's office to be signed into law.

It's about time, right?

It's already October! That means that somewhere, someone is celebrating Octobeard by growing some grizzly man chops or getting ready for Halloween. Facial month shenanigans aside, what are you doing to get ready for the 31st?

It's never too early. In fact, times running out!

From your friends at ShockHound comes the latest video from IAMX for the single My Secret Friend. According to the e mail that accompanied the release of this video, it seems that the legions of fans asking for the video lead to the early release.

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

Ten days. Ten days until one a childhood classic from your squandered youth hits the big screen. With the October 16 release of Where The Wild Things Are creeping upon us ever so steadily, new trailers have been released. Check em out!

Wild Things - I herd u liek them

Hype is a strange beast. We are all used to music and clothing being co-opted for the sake of being the "next big thing." You would have never been into skinny jeans if you didn't buy them at Hot Topic. You know it, I know it, so get over it. Who would've guessed that all the hype nowadays is all about the end of times (again) and the movie 2012?

Roland Emmerich Needs A New Benzo

I stole these questions from xCollapsingCities and she stole them from someone else. Get to answering!

1. Why did you first add me as a friend?
2. What were your first thoughts about me?
3. What do you think now?
4. What is your favorite picture I've taken or blog I've written?
5. How would you describe me or what I post?
6. What reminds you of me?
7. If we were able to magically teleport to magical places together, what do you think would be awesome to do?
8. Maybe we could attempt to make an ice sculpture, what do you think we should make?
9. Do you believe in magic?
10. Are you happy we're friends?

With the release of Where The Wild Things Are steadfast upon us, this soundtrack breaks free from the wild rumpus to grace our ears with music crafted by Karen O and her choir of creepy children. This soundtrack had me wondering where the wild things went and put me in the mood for eating take out as I scoured the internet for the latest in ironic t shirts and skinny jeans.

Let The Wild Rumpus Start!

The boys of Tokio Hotel let you peek into a studio session and show you the recording process for their up coming release, Humanoid. If you can't wait until October 2, 2009, the scheduled release date for their album, here is a little something to tide you over.

Tokio Hotel - ganz cool und das beste!

In a statement released today, Chiodos parts ways with frontman Craig Owens. Owens is the second member of the group to get the boot after May saw their ousting of drummer Derrick Frost. What's going on with this group?

Craig Owens Gets Owned

Everytime I goggle "Polar Bear Club," I see a bunch of men in speedos, dashing about on some distant shore in waters so cold, parts of me retract in horror. Thank the dickens that I have scoured the internet to bring you the tunes of Polar Bear Club, so that you won't have too look at photos of grape fruit smugglers.

Polar Bear Club - The Unchilled Version

Buzznet is no stranger to music. It runs through our veins and creates the rhythm that our beating hearts march to. It is no wonder that some beloved Buzznet-ers grabbed their cameras, their markers, and their imaginations to recreate their very own artist interpretations of song lyrics. Enjoy but a mere sampling found on Buzznet.

Paint a vulgar picture, then take a snap shot

I have been growing out my hair since June. This is the longest it has been in a LONG TIME. I need to do something with it because it is already irritating the sweet Baby Jesus out of me. Help me decide what to do next!

OMG I F'n Need A Hair Cut!

Enter the Bring Yourself contest - Create your own!

The world is full of wonder. Sometimes, this wonder turns into a deep shame after viewing it. I like seeing things that make me LOL but the things I have in the following blog make my heart cry for America because America, you are amazing.

Cry me a river, of Faygo flavored tears....

If you ever need to solidify your status as a buger in the nose in society, there is probably a t shirt that states this all in the name of "irony." The ironic t shirt is like a public service announcement that warns everyone of what a terd you truly are. What better way to spend your parents money than on something that lets us all know your level of douchbaggotry?

Apparently, Missouri Loves Company.

In conjunction with PanasonicYouth's Question Of The Day that deals with your open letters to God, I have decided to write a little letter of my own to the He/She/It upstairs. Before I go off and lock myself in a monistary, I need a few questions answered. Seeing as how the Master of the Ether knows everything, these questions should be pretty easy to answer. The only thing is, does anyone have "its" e mail?

Are you there God, it's me Rich....

Yesterday, I braved the high seas, the blazing sun, and the shrill conversations of Fall Out Boy fangirls with everyone's fave-y, BreeSays. Why, you ask? Because we went to a video shoot! Please enjoy the following tale of my harrowing adventures in open waters!

OMG OMG OMG I'm was on a boat with Patrick Stump!