I Need A Haircut

I have been growing out my hair since June. This is the longest it has been in a LONG TIME. I need to do something with it because it is already irritating the sweet Baby Jesus out of me. Help me decide what to do next!

What am I going to do with this thing? This is the longest my hair has been in YEARS:

My head is usually shaved. For the most part, I dislike having hair. It makes me warm when I shouldn't be. When I meander about the city via bike, it collects all the sweat I create and keeps it in one spot to annoy me like some sort of mediaeval torture device. Another reason I dislike having hair is because I always want to touch it. I am always putting the parts that poke out by my sideburns behind my ear. My hair isn't even that long and I am already grabbing the back of it and trying to make it into a pony tail. What is wrong with me!?

You are probably thinking, "Well, if you hate it so damn much, just cut it already and STFU" amirite? I probably should but I am tired of being bald. One day my precious locks will cease to grow from liver spotted head and I will wonder why I never grew mighty, Sampson-esque locks.

Seeing as how my hair isn't really that long, there isn't much I can do with it. Please review the following styles and help me pick one.

This hair cut is SRS BSNS. Not only does it come with strange bedazzle-y type jewels but it also comes with some strange, foreign cookie thing to put over your eye. I like the two toned-ness of this hair as well as the mighty hair phalanx that marches onward into the land of douchebaggery.

This is kind of cute. I LOVE this hair style. GET IT? DO YOU? I don't have the bangs to pull this thing off but I am diggin' the shaved sides. Using your hair to make a statement = WIN.

LOLWUT

I would rock a mullet in a heart beat. Are mullets worn for the sake of irony even cool still? Sadly, my hair isn't long enough and my banana hammock was lost when I took it to the cleaners. Not only do I not have the hair to pull this off, but I don't have the glistening body of a God to pull this off. I hide in shame!

Should I dye my hair? Its short enough to do little spikey spikes with.

Well, at least I can always just shave my head if anything I get turns out really hideos, right? What type of haircut should I get?

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Comments (26)

	arom12: 09/02/2009 4:45 PM nope. none of those. only this one. grow it out, and i'll lend you my straightener!
	Seb ™★★★: 09/02/2009 4:48 PM Have you thought about having a Mohawk?
	Seb ™★★★: 09/02/2009 4:49 PM The eye patch one looks cool, but that might just be the eye patch doing that.
	kasperobscene: 09/02/2009 4:51 PM basically just uh look at every hairstyle i've ever had and never get any of them because you will look like a WANKER! idk i do not understand you and your manhair :(
	Gabriel's Gonna Rollerblade: 09/02/2009 4:55 PM @arom - can you lend me your blush too? he's wearing blush, right? @seb - maybe I should just get an eyepatch? @kasper - your hair is always totes cool. you make the hipsters jealous!
	XRIS: 09/02/2009 5:02 PM Coolio style cornrows baby!!!!plus they make you aerodynamic
	Seb ™★★★: 09/02/2009 5:02 PM elrich said: @seb - maybe I should just get an eyepatch? Yes, you could go for the whole pirates look. If you do make sure you are allowed to bring a patriot to work and get some kind of carrying case on you bike to keep it stays safe. Also it wouldnt matter what your hair was style like, because it would be hidden under a hat.
	all I wanted was you...: 09/02/2009 5:26 PM 3rd One!!! Jk, i like the 2nd one
	Havok is Lord Voldemort: 09/02/2009 7:00 PM defenetly NONE hahaha...maybeeee I was thinking about a mohawk, but u can make it blue..............................I dunno......don`t look at me like that......I am crazy XD
	Millie Ann: 09/02/2009 7:35 PM Woah . . . Dude . . . SHAVE IT ALREADY!!!
	heartsapocolypse: 09/02/2009 8:33 PM millieann282000 said: Woah . . . Dude . . . SHAVE IT ALREADY!!! I'm just sayin.... Actually, I like it longer as well. I like the idea of dying it and little spikes... it's easier to decide when it gets a little longer. More choices you know...
	edus♥: 09/03/2009 1:42 AM haha these are really funny hair type! I think you look so good now!
	starlorsummers: 09/03/2009 12:22 PM maybe instead of a shaved heart symbol like the girl had, you can get a cat playing piano.
	skintight: 09/03/2009 12:32 PM You need to grow it out & then shoot covers for Harlequin romance novels.
	eyelinersmudge: 09/03/2009 12:32 PM I think the first one seems most you like. Or maybe it's the rhinestones and European biscuit thing that is most like you. Though, you seem rather partial to the heart and if anyone could pull it off it would be you. You only live once and it's only hair. Go crazy and do what ever makes you feel awesome. Don't live like me, afraid to do anything major with your hair for fear of looking fat or like a douche bag later.
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