Donkey Puncherelli

Everytime I goggle "Polar Bear Club," I see a bunch of men in speedos, dashing about on some distant shore in waters so cold, parts of me retract in horror. Thank the dickens that I have scoured the internet to bring you the tunes of Polar Bear Club, so that you won't have too look at photos of grape fruit smugglers.

Polar Bear Club - The Unchilled Version

Buzznet is no stranger to music. It runs through our veins and creates the rhythm that our beating hearts march to. It is no wonder that some beloved Buzznet-ers grabbed their cameras, their markers, and their imaginations to recreate their very own artist interpretations of song lyrics. Enjoy but a mere sampling found on Buzznet.

Paint a vulgar picture, then take a snap shot

I have been growing out my hair since June. This is the longest it has been in a LONG TIME. I need to do something with it because it is already irritating the sweet Baby Jesus out of me. Help me decide what to do next!

OMG I F'n Need A Hair Cut!

Enter the Bring Yourself contest - Create your own!

The world is full of wonder. Sometimes, this wonder turns into a deep shame after viewing it. I like seeing things that make me LOL but the things I have in the following blog make my heart cry for America because America, you are amazing.

Cry me a river, of Faygo flavored tears....

If you ever need to solidify your status as a buger in the nose in society, there is probably a t shirt that states this all in the name of "irony." The ironic t shirt is like a public service announcement that warns everyone of what a terd you truly are. What better way to spend your parents money than on something that lets us all know your level of douchbaggotry?

Apparently, Missouri Loves Company.

In conjunction with PanasonicYouth's Question Of The Day that deals with your open letters to God, I have decided to write a little letter of my own to the He/She/It upstairs. Before I go off and lock myself in a monistary, I need a few questions answered. Seeing as how the Master of the Ether knows everything, these questions should be pretty easy to answer. The only thing is, does anyone have "its" e mail?

Are you there God, it's me Rich....

Yesterday, I braved the high seas, the blazing sun, and the shrill conversations of Fall Out Boy fangirls with everyone's fave-y, BreeSays. Why, you ask? Because we went to a video shoot! Please enjoy the following tale of my harrowing adventures in open waters!

OMG OMG OMG I'm was on a boat with Patrick Stump!

So I decided to play 20 questions today. I asked people on Twitter and on Buzznet to ask me stuff. I didn't get 20 people but I got lots of questions. This was tough! Also, I made this into a journal so that you wouldn't have to click through all the videos. It's annoying that they are only like 2-3 minutes a piece instead of one long vid. :/

Yay Questions!

So..

I need to make a Vlog about something and what better thing to talk about than myself?! I need 20 questions. Play nice or I will slap you! Go!

If you haven't heard, someone decided that it was o.k. to make a movie about Facebook. In news revealed to me via an out of work actor with a bad accent and a crystal ball, the name of this Facebook inspired movie is going to be called The Social Network. I know we are in a recession but I didn't know that we were in a creative recession.

Thanks, Hollywood, for ruining cinema as we know it..

It has been told to meh that recently, mai beloved SusieQ has fallen ill. Currently, she is plenty doped up on the medz and is sleeping the Sleep of Ages. I have decided to make the SusieQ a photo so that she can feel better.

If you want to drop some well wishes to her, please do so here. If you have them MS Paint Skillz and want to make her a little get well MS Paint card, please do so! Mail it to me and I will post it in the journal here. Get to it!

Feel Bettah SusieQ!

<3  =^..^=  R

What is it with D list celebs and their wanton posting of n00dz on the internet? I'm sorry that you couldn't get that other commercial ad as "Friend 2" but seriously, showing the world your parts the bathing suit covers is not the way to go about getting better "parts," so to speak.

N00dz or GTFO

The time honoured tradition of stalking has gone too far. Your "crush" isn't cute when you put the object of your affection in harms way. Turns out RPattz has more things to worry about other than his hair. You can add rabid fans to his list of woes right under "humidity." Recently, RPattz escaped death (sadly, JK) when dodging a pack of TWI-LAMEs. Will they stop at nothing? Have they no shame?

You see that line? You just crossed it

If you were like most of us this weekend, you were probably home scrap booking photos of a shirtless Shia La Beouf while watching The Bridges of Madison County on DVD (was that just me?). You also probably missed out on all the action at Bonnaroo but that's o.k., you don't really like Phish.

No worries, the boyz at StereoGum got you covered!

She's having a baby! By she, I mean Lindsey (Lyn-z) Bellato of Mindless Self Indulgence. Let us not omit her hubby Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance because as we all know, it takes two to form babby. Turns out that all signs point to babby making it's entrance sometime this week. With precious little time to ready themselves, I've decided to lend a helping hand and pack Lyn-z's overnight bag.

Something wicked this Way comes....

Before you LoL uncontrollably at my use of the word "shaft," please allow me to explain my use of said noun. Whether or not you use Twitter, if you are an avid user of the interwebz, you cannot deny its power. Twitter is a strange beast. Should you follow the dim lights of those that Tweet horribly, you will surely get lost in the dark mine shaft that Twitter can be. Please follow with caution and have fun!

I have you 140 characters right here, buddy..

In case you didn't know, today is Tina Fey's birthday. If you do not know the joy that is Tina Fey, your life is probably like an ice cream cone with two scoops on a hot summer day. Your life has probably slid a little too far to one side, fallen on the floor, and melted into a sticky pool which cannot be recovered. Tina Fey, in a gesture of kindness, has given the world a gift to help us celebrate her birthday!

This blog is almost too cool to function..

With prom just around the corner, plenty of people are getting asked out via text messages, Twitter, and good ol' fashion "check yes, check no" letters. While there are ton of ways to ask someone out in a more conventional style, what happens when someone waits in the bushes by your home and tries to surprise you? That's when magic happens. That's the road that only we here at Buzznet dare to venture down.

Check Yes for awkward date, No if you want to file a restraining order later.

Twas only a week ago, me harties, when the great ship that is The Buzzmob set sail on a grand voyage. A grand hunt of scavenger proportions was mapped out for those brave enough to take up the task at hand. The bravest of the brave have now submitted their entries and we have our winners. Here's to another MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Chewbacca masks, rubber ducks, and photos galore.