Donkey Puncherelli

Videos on Buzznet are now live to the site. Check out this little post about the can and can'ts to posting videos on Buzznet.

Yes, you read that correctly. Videos are live!

Working here at Buzznet definitely has its advantages. I get to stare at BreeSays through a large glass window (like a lurker) and eat lunch with PanasonicYouth. There is always coffee brewing and once I got to watch some e-famous person put something plastic-wrapped in the microwave. (Technology: Ur usin' it wrong). The downside came after RPattz appeared on the Oscars. The barrage of RPATTZ IZ SEW HAUTE comments showed up on Buzznet within minutes.

Can someone please explain why RPattz is so hot to me?

It has been many years since I last heard the fine remarks of some sassy teenager to an under appreciated teacher about not having turned in their English homework. It has probably been even longer since I picked up a high school newspaper due to my lack of involvement with anything pertaining to the place I loathed for 4 years. Thanks to  FobLover16, I was pulled back to the halls from whence I came.

Cougar pride reigns supreme!

Last Friday, your friends here at Buzznet sent out another wonderful @reply challenge via our Twitter account. I was a little scared that this challenge wasn't going to get the amount of responses the previous @replies received but lo and behold, my Tweeples came through.

O hai Buzznet!

Rather than keep to myself under the rock I call home, I decided to join the masses and watch the grandaddy of Hollywood awards show - the Oscars. In case you missed all the revelry, we here at Buzznet liveblogged the Oscars the only way we knew how - with a slew of off-hand comments and snarky observations.

Now if we only got someone to make some MS Paint Oscar photos....

This Sunday, as Hollywood's brightest stars walk the red carpet in designer clothes that cost more than I make in a year, I will be safely cocooned indoors on my computer live blogging!

That's right folks, I love live blogs!

Last week, Buzznet asked you fine folk to send us your baby pictures via "@ replies" on Twitter. A few of you were brave enough to respond and show us your best in pig tails and pretty dresses. We have had an ultrasound thrown in the mix!

Have you pinched your share of baby cheeks today?

Spawned from the legendary band The Smiths, singer/songwriter Morrissey truly outshines many of his peers with his witty and thought provoking lyricism. Known for his uncompromising truth and honesty, his unique outlook on love and life has won over fans of all ages.

Morrissey's lyrics have been described as bleak portraits of loneliness, hung on a wall of sadness, in the observatory of melancholy. While Morrissey's lyrics are often about heart ache and his desire for all things out of reach, one can also find lyrics that embrace the things that he loves with a passion that is unmatched. The subject matter of Morrissey's songs offer those that dare to listen a cynical and often whimsical view into his life. Morrissey is the living version of a comic strip that Oscar Wilde never published.

While passing his 20th year as a solo artist, 2009's release of (due 16 February) "Years of Refusal" show that Morrissey has yet to show signs of slowing down. With a heavy round of touring to follow the release of Years of Refusal and a stop at Coachella, your chance to catch the last of famous international playboys is at hand. Do yourself a favor and let Morrissey sing your life.

Stand Out Tracks:

Irish Blood, English Heart
Suedehead
Alma Matters

Nothin' says lovin' like over-sized, plush animals left on your door step by your significant other. Sure, candy hearts and roses are all well and good but guess who else loves you? Your friends!Balloons, Baked Goods, and Valentine's Day madness!

Dear SkinTight:
Enjoy some Ska! What better way to sing about love and it's consequences then through ska? I wanted to put way more songs than this but my iTunes is out of commission. I tried to dig up some stuff on youtube but good luck with that. Enjoy!
The Aquabats - Red Sweater

Bad Manners - Special Brew

Chris Murray - Ex Darlin'

Hepcat - Can't Wait

The Selecter - Missing Words

Sam Cooke - Cupid

Yesterday, while scouring Buzznet for photos, I chanced upon some very serious amounts of cute produced by Annier. The photos she snapped of cats and dogs in the snow were too much for me to handle. I had a serious case of cute overload and my icy black heart beat for the first time in eons. Clearly, this was unacceptable.

Set your heart ablaze!