Donkey Puncherelli

Texas is famous for many things. Texas is where you go when you want to eat a giant steak while using your Second Amendment rights to shoot a hole in a ballot to vote for your fave Republican. Texas can now add to it's list of awesomeness that it is the home of the first ever TwiCon. No, that doesn't mean Twitter Convention but Twilight Convention. Are you done laughing? Well, it only gets better.

TwiCon. It's like a not so sexy weekend at the beach.

If you don't know what the International Mix Trading Group is, you probably do not wear a grin when babies smile and you probably take no joy in the wind wrapping itself around you as it tufts your hair to and fro. This magical group, kept in line by Master Cat Wranglers AlexHer123 and SkinTight, trades themed mixtapes with fellow members of the group. The theme this time 'round is songs that make you feel all summer like. I got paired up with none other than Buzznet's fave in utero blogger, JerryFetus. Let the madness begin!

All aboard the last train to Lateville! These bands have been rocking for some time, yet I just discovered them. Maybe if I wasn't so busy making the internet safe I would be on the good foot with what's hip these days. Without any further ado, here are the acts I just found out about this year at Coachella 2009.

The Hold Steady and Buraka Som Sistema

Pirates. If you haven't heard that actual pirates still exist in 2009 and attacked a U.S. flagged cargo ship off the coast of Somalia, please come join the rest of us and crawl out from under your rock. What happened to the days when pirates just used to be cool things to put on shirts and gave us awesome things to do on International Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Pirates: Not just a party theme but a way of life.

With this weekend being Easter, there are plenty of festivities for those that believe in the triumphant return of Zombie Jesus. Here's your guide on how to make Easter egg baskets, Sunday church services, and a slew of relatives that you only see on holidays more interesing.

I'm allergic to chocolate, so why should I go on living?

Upon searching my local Border's book store for works of the late Jaques Derrida, I happened to pass by the "Young Adult" section and was shocked into shame to discover the shelves riddled with tweenager vampire novels. The madness doesn't stop on the shelves, friends. It seeps onto the small screen as well. Who ever knew the undead would become some boring?

The undead got me so down, I got me a headache.

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