Donkey Puncherelli

She's having a baby! By she, I mean Lindsey (Lyn-z) Bellato of Mindless Self Indulgence. Let us not omit her hubby Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance because as we all know, it takes two to form babby. Turns out that all signs point to babby making it's entrance sometime this week. With precious little time to ready themselves, I've decided to lend a helping hand and pack Lyn-z's overnight bag.

Something wicked this Way comes....

Before you LoL uncontrollably at my use of the word "shaft," please allow me to explain my use of said noun. Whether or not you use Twitter, if you are an avid user of the interwebz, you cannot deny its power. Twitter is a strange beast. Should you follow the dim lights of those that Tweet horribly, you will surely get lost in the dark mine shaft that Twitter can be. Please follow with caution and have fun!

I have you 140 characters right here, buddy..

In case you didn't know, today is Tina Fey's birthday. If you do not know the joy that is Tina Fey, your life is probably like an ice cream cone with two scoops on a hot summer day. Your life has probably slid a little too far to one side, fallen on the floor, and melted into a sticky pool which cannot be recovered. Tina Fey, in a gesture of kindness, has given the world a gift to help us celebrate her birthday!

This blog is almost too cool to function..

With prom just around the corner, plenty of people are getting asked out via text messages, Twitter, and good ol' fashion "check yes, check no" letters. While there are ton of ways to ask someone out in a more conventional style, what happens when someone waits in the bushes by your home and tries to surprise you? That's when magic happens. That's the road that only we here at Buzznet dare to venture down.

Check Yes for awkward date, No if you want to file a restraining order later.

Twas only a week ago, me harties, when the great ship that is The Buzzmob set sail on a grand voyage. A grand hunt of scavenger proportions was mapped out for those brave enough to take up the task at hand. The bravest of the brave have now submitted their entries and we have our winners. Here's to another MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Chewbacca masks, rubber ducks, and photos galore.

Tomorrow is Cinco De Mayo. I am probably a horrible person because I don't even know what Cinco De Mayo really is. Rather than do some research and find out what spawned Cinco De Mayo, I will use the day as many others do. Curious to find out what happens on this most magical day? Take a trip with me as I show you what I'd rather be doing besides working.

Cinco De Mayo - Just order the tacos.