Donkey Puncherelli

In conjunction with PanasonicYouth's Question Of The Day that deals with your open letters to God, I have decided to write a little letter of my own to the He/She/It upstairs. Before I go off and lock myself in a monistary, I need a few questions answered. Seeing as how the Master of the Ether knows everything, these questions should be pretty easy to answer. The only thing is, does anyone have "its" e mail?

Are you there God, it's me Rich....

Yesterday, I braved the high seas, the blazing sun, and the shrill conversations of Fall Out Boy fangirls with everyone's fave-y, BreeSays. Why, you ask? Because we went to a video shoot! Please enjoy the following tale of my harrowing adventures in open waters!

OMG OMG OMG I'm was on a boat with Patrick Stump!