Donkey Puncherelli

Remember doing Photo Assignments? Dig deep into the coiled recesses of thine memory. Go ahead. Reach passed all those childhood traumas and pull on the pink, spiraled piggy tail that springs before you. Stretch it straight, and let a new photo assignment fall to your feet - OMG TURKEY HANDS!

It's almost Turkey Day, and this is how I honour dead birds.

The internet is a scary place. It's full of photos of celebrities doing drugs while probably naked and Big Bad Courage Wolf. Thank the dickens that you have us, your friendly Buzz Guides. Every week, we bring to you things that really turn our cranks and get the gears in our head moving. Without much further adieu, I bring you..

This week in the internets..

My Chemical Romance has been hard at work in the studio for a few months. Just yesterday, Ray wrote a blog about the recording process and even some of the titles of their upcoming tracks. There hasn't been much said about the title of the upcoming album, but with names like these, what do you think the next album will be called?

Holy Teased Hair Metal Batman!

Miley Cyrus had a Twitter account. Who cares, right? Probably just Mark McLeod, but that's another story. Turns out that Miley went and got herself a man friend and since he doesn't have a Twitter, hers also got the axe in a sort of cutesy, omg bb solidarity act. Fans (and even her Pappy) recoiled in horror and now one plans commit unspeakable acts.

The Fuzzy Details....