Donkey Puncherelli

I SINCERELY DOUBT THE VERACITY OF THIS, GOOD SIR >:(

Penis.

elrich said:

Penis.

Dammit, I cannot argue with that logic.

I knew there was something off about you. Elrich is Jesus in disguize!!!!1

"Your celebrity crush? Zac Efron" Geez! Even JC likes Zefron?? O_O

mostly zac eff-ies isn't a hoomanz, so he is the only thing i can love in the entire universe. imagine if your father (who is also you) made everything in his own image. it would be like doing yourself and then your dad AT THE SAME TIME.

** HEDASPLODE **

Wouldn't Jesus' birthday be December 25th, 0?

um no. since mostly that date was conjured up by some ad agency exec (who is now in hell, thx dad). mostly my "birth" was a ruse. i had to come into existence on erfs but mostly i have been alive FOREVER

oh Bree-sus! like Jesus, 'cept pretty.