Donkey Puncherelli

So remember when I posted that journal with the haircuts and junk that I was thinking about getting? Probably not, right? Anypoop, I cut my hair last night and it looks pretty dumb but whatever, I mostly do this to annoy people on the train with my asymmetrical-ness. I was busy getting my arse kicked by my little buddy here at work when the following photo was snapped:

Gather round, ye boys and girls of the internets. Your valued opinion can now be voiced via a poll I just made up. If you saw this weekends release of Watchmen, choose from the following responses. If you'd like to voice a separate one I didn't cover, let me know in comment form. Yay!

Your task is simple. From the following photos below, let me know why RPATTZ r sew haute. If you feel like soaking up some more DAZZLE before looking at the photos in the poll, check out some really awesome bed here: bed hed!

I am also open to suggestions. Help me see the light.

If you were like many of us, you were tuned into your fuzzy television set as President Elect Barack Obama swayed all those watching to tears last night. Sure there were many key issues discussed [cut=Find out what's coming!]but I can only recall one without much effort. I know you heard President Elect Obama say to his two lovely daughters, ""I love you more than you can imagine, and you have earned the new puppy that's coming with us to the White House."

That's right, a puppy! To 10 year old Malia and 7 year old Sasha, I'm sure this is going to be a tough decision. They pretty much have free reign at PetCo to choose the puppy of their choice. Let's lend a helping a hand and help them choose something adorable!

Not that I've scoured the internet searching for what I believe to some not to shabby puppy photos, but I kind of did. I know there are more than 3 cute dogs on the internet, so your suggestions are more than welcome! This is what I've got:[/cut]

The entries for Buzznet's pumpkin carving contest are in! Each one of these pumpkins has something different to offer your ocular senses and I'm sure if we were around them, something for your olfactory membranes. All of the entries are so awesome that I couldn't just round three of them up so you are getting a few extra. Thanks to everyone who entered! You guys are awesome!

Remember, the winner of the contest gets a $50 gift certificate to iTunes! Choose wisely!

Usually, my Halloween costume is already picked out at least by September. This year, I am on the fence with what I want to be. I have two options: A ventriloquists dummy or Tobias Funke a la Arrested Development as a "Never Nude." What are your thoughts?

The dummy just means I make a fun little face with that weird mouth that those little blokes tend to have. Being Tobias means lots of blue body paint and short shorts.