What should I be for Halloween?
Posted 1 yr 1 mo ago
Usually, my Halloween costume is already picked out at least by September. This year, I am on the fence with what I want to be. I have two options: A ventriloquists dummy or Tobias Funke a la Arrested Development as a "Never Nude." What are your thoughts?
The dummy just means I make a fun little face with that weird mouth that those little blokes tend to have. Being Tobias means lots of blue body paint and short shorts.
Maybe I should carry around a roll of quarters just in casies.